So I hear all this rant on the radio this morn’ about Mike Phelps and I’m not really listening…..then get an email from Adrants.com saying Wheaties just kicked Phelpsy sponsorship to the curb and he is on a 90 day suspension from US Swim team.
So I look it up and I guess a paparazzi or someone nailed him taking a Bong hit. Ok, wow, big surprise. After he got back from Olympics did anyone read US Weekly, with him tearing up Vegas?? Is this a big surprise or something…..I mean, America acts like such head-turning nincompoops sometimes……seriously. Anyways, I am going to voice my very strong opinion about this.
1. Michael Phelps is a die-hard athlete, exercising far more ambition and dedication than you or I…..fact.
2. He took a bong hit, raged in Vegas, slept around, probably did alot more than just a bong hit, celebrated his Olympic slaughterhouse and life’s dedication…..mostly fact……some opinion…..probably the opinions are facts.
3. This work hard/playhard dance shows the world that the “greats” understand balance and if your going to write several pages for yourself in all the world’s history books through your wonderful accomplishments, you may as well take a few days for yourself to have some sins in the flesh……opinion…..Phelps and I agree….and most football players, pro surfers, geniuses, politicians (definitely), musicians, actors, corporate business owners….ALL agree
4. This reaction and backlash from Swim Team and Wheaties and everyone else searching for a conservative eutopia perfectly embodies American hypocrisy in several ways and is far worse than a bong hit. A. The message from the US Swim Team to Phelps tells fans (all those poor, young corruptible swimmers) that recreational, or even one time POT use (I’m not talking about crystal meth or heroin here), is not OK for anyone – solidifying the extremist anti-drug culture in the US that is responsible for every teen going ape-shit the minute they exit highschool, often ending in deep loss and tragedy, not to mention the amount of judgment and narcissism that lies here, and B. Wheaties, owned by General Mills, pumps more preservatives and shitty watered-down ingredients into their slop, leaving their “food” with close to zero nutrition-value and enough drugs (preservatives) to actually cause cancer. Far more dangerous than the grade-A organic weed that Mikey was most likely suckin’ down…..mostly fact, especially if you talk to anyone besides Western medicine “Professionals.”
I think our country is hilarious on so many levels, mainly the notion that parents don’t have the ability to teach our children about translating these instances to life lessons. The huge organizations have to spank us instead. What’s sad is through that unaccountable consciousness, many parents don’t have the ability to teach.
By the way, I just started a new brand – today actually - called “The Buzz Company”. It’s a marketing and consulting firm aimed at generating buzz for struggling businesses in this rough economic time. I wonder if I’ll be chastized for it. O how I hope so!
Love,
John